Horses… what can I say

My Dilema

There is cake and boobs over there!!! And dinosaurs and fighter jets!!!!!

Animator versus Animation

I just found this thing, which is piss funny… the stick figure guy has been around for a while so if you like this there is other stuff of his out there (also piss funny). They seem to be hosted on atomfilms but they required a version of flash that I didn’t have so I am putting the youtube version here. enjoy!

XKCD

One of my (new) favourite web comics [warning: seriously geeky!!] are taking the the piss out of an attempted viral marketing campaign being run by ask.com. This is basically just to link to them using the text “THE ALGORITHM IS BANNED IN CHINA“.

Suspicious Looking Device (aka SLD)

Just found this in a random comment on slashdot, piss funny. The thing just sits there and looks dodgy, but it has a sensor built into the handle so that when you try to pick it up, it starts some motors attached to wheels underneath and it trys to roll away from you!! How amusing would it be to leave one of these things in an airport and watch the mayhem ensue? It’d be expensive though as I don’t think you’d ever be getting it back, and probably not good to ask for it back either

The only function of the Suspicious Looking device is to appear as suspicious as possible, whether carried in hand or placed indiscrimately in public places. The SLD contains LEDs, a LED array, a character display, an optical distance sensor, capacitive touch sensor, buzzer, and motors.

A mathematical approach to love

H is for Halloween

All your base

I saw this piss funny comment on slashdot under the “Japan McDonalds distributes USB virus” article. This is very geeky, if you don’t find this funny then you probably have a life off of the internet.

In A.D. 2006
Meal was beginning.
Customer: What happen?
Slashdotter: McDonalds set up us the free mp3 player.
Slashdotter: You get virus.
Customer: What !
Lawyer: Main bank account turn on.
Customer: It’s You !!
Ronald McDonald: How are you gentlemen !!
Ronald McDonald: All your passwords are belong to us.
Ronald McDonald: You are on the way to obesity.
Customer: What you say !!

Funny Sig

American Democracy: One more candidate than Communism.

Don’t think I quite have the guts to put it as my default email signature so I’ll post it here instead.

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